Obvious Answers
What should follow is a list of trite solutions to the world’s problems. Instead, what will follow are interesting and feasible solutions to my problems with the world: non-obvious answers. Not answers like, “The world should listen to me.” More like, “I’m going to solve everything myself because everyone else sucks at it.” I don’t care that much whether it’s reasonable or even civilized. I’m the man, and the rest of you all suck. Unless I like you, and then you don’t … suck that much.
Right. First, I’m going to call my girlfriend, and solve one problem, and then get a night’s sleep, and solve another problem. I think I can call it a good day.