US Can’t Swallow Canada Whole: Break Into Bite-Size Pieces
We have no national identity any longer, and we can’t get along economically. No one is willing to compromise, and everyone hates everyone else and wouldn’t care if they were lying dead in a ditch. May as well just become Americans as fast as possible. This slow death is driving me crazy. Just rip the bandage off, already!
It’s time we just gave up. You heard me. I’m calling off Canada. I’m breaking up this relationship. The marriage is over.
Full disclosure: my girlfriend is American, and I need to move to the U.S.